Officer #1 likes playing the stock market to turn pennies into Ben Franklins. Recently, he invested in Apple, Netflix, Amazon, Walmart, and Helios and Matheson. Almost a perfect track record.
Officer #2 is calculated. She thinks through every situation that could happen with a stock. She may not be quick to buy, but when she does, you know it's a wise investment.
Officer #3 is trigger-happy. Quick to buy, and quick to sell. He's the perfect balance to Officer #2. While the actually investing may not be great, you better believe he's having fun while he's at it!
Page last updated September 27, 2018